Wow, take a look at this, Father Gets His Son A Dirt Bike & Instantly Regrets It!!
Honestly we are not sure how to start announcing this video.
Yes, we have all seen the meme saying that getting your son involved in racing will never leave him with enough money to get addicted to drugs, yet on the other hand, you have what appears to be a 9 year-old that still has a pacifier in his mouth, getting on a dirt bike.
There is little to be told about the rest of the video after this, because the chances that he will be all over that dirt bike after not being able to throw the pacifier in the garbage are pretty slim to none.
So as you would expect the inaugural ride on the dirt bike is pretty short and it ends with the inevitable danger of riding a dirt bike without the proper protection gear, so play the video and see how far he makes it.